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Everybody repeat after me: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! A day for firm decisions! Well, yes and no. Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! How many of you believe in telekinesis?
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.